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When life hands you lemons, make robots.

Greetings and well wishes from a queer lady with a lot of feelings!
Jul 29 '14


who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust)

Jul 28 '14


imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread

later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”

Jul 27 '14
  • murderer stabbing me: it's KNIFE to meet you!
  • me: haha dude you're killing me
Jul 27 '14


so, when nat’s talking about getting shot at odessa, that would have been between iron man and iron man 2, chronologically speaking

if it’s closer to iron man 2, getting assigned to tony may have been fury’s way of getting her to take some leave

'romanoff take a vacation'

'tony stark is not a vacation'

'which is why you should have taken me up on that offer the first time i offered it to you'

Jul 27 '14

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

  • Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
  • Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
  • Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
  • Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
  • Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
  • Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
  • Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
Jul 27 '14


You would think that maybe Tony would be genre-savvy with the whole renegade-destruction-robot-apocalypse thing, but no

Jul 26 '14

I actually have a lot of thoughts on what I’ve seen on my dash about mjolnir (mostly on the standards by which the judge-y magic hammer judges folks… since pre-Thor 1 Thor… could life it…)

But anyways, I just have to say that you know, you know, that Steve Rogers is sitting there having somewhat budged mjolnir as Thor explains shit to everyone thinking “…I bet Sam could lift mjolnir.”

Jul 26 '14





Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born

No wonder they’re endangered.

Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”


what an important post.

Jul 25 '14


Tired Friends [x]

Jul 25 '14


» Because only Vin Diesel could ever be ridiculously nerdy enough to attend the UK world premiere red carpet for Guardians of the Galaxy wearing a “I am Groot” t-shirt and walking on stilts

Jul 24 '14
Jul 24 '14


One of the things I love about dogs (and I should maybe warn that nearly every sentence I make about a dog could be prefaced with ‘one of the things I love about dogs’) is when they get to that place with you where you step right over them and they’re like ‘I ain’t moving. You do you.’

This dog trusts this cat utterly.