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imagine a vampire going “fuck it” and just taking some antihistamines before going to town on a plate of garlic bread
later on it’s wheeled into the ER with like a puffed up face and it just goes “I have been on this earth 10 thousand years but i have not lived until this day”
so, when nat’s talking about getting shot at odessa, that would have been between iron man and iron man 2, chronologically speaking
if it’s closer to iron man 2, getting assigned to tony may have been fury’s way of getting her to take some leave
'romanoff take a vacation'
'tony stark is not a vacation'
'which is why you should have taken me up on that offer the first time i offered it to you'
I actually have a lot of thoughts on what I’ve seen on my dash about mjolnir (mostly on the standards by which the judge-y magic hammer judges folks… since pre-Thor 1 Thor… could life it…)
But anyways, I just have to say that you know, you know, that Steve Rogers is sitting there having somewhat budged mjolnir as Thor explains shit to everyone thinking “…I bet Sam could lift mjolnir.”
Every time Steve Rogers has sex, a bald eagle is born
No wonder they’re endangered.
Just putting out there that bald eagles are no longer endangered! And are actually multiplying at a, well, fairly impressive rate - they are now categorized as “least concern.”
NICE GOIN’, STEVE.
what an important post.
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